Who peed in your Cheerios?
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed!
Pull the stick out of your ass.
Fun SUCKER!
After some self-realization, I have realized that lately I have been a total FUN SUCKER
I tend to have a split personality. Part of me is a perfectionist/must always be busy young lady and the other part is extremely fun/doesn't care about responsibility or doing things right. Inside my head they have little fights like, "Don't worry about it, just dance or something, k?"and the other one, " No! you must show them you are on top of it, you must spend five more hours perfecting it."

For instance, on my Mac (yes, I am a name dropper) I have a list of a thousand things to do. They hang over my head like a cloud and they are all stupid like:
- Wash your car
- Fix your blog
- Hang up pictures in your room
- Learn how to draw
- You're a rock star!
I just deleted them. Part of me is freaking out right now. The other part is relieved! Another example of my weird and amazing personality, a few paragraphs ahead I said ass. The fun/who doesn't give a crap is saying, "sometimes you swear, it is what it is." The perfectionist in me is saying, "20 years from now your kids are going to be reading this, people will judge you fool." Who bloody cares?
The proof is in my blog. If you scroll down a few pages you'll realize my blog used to be hilarious. Now all I write about is blah blah blah! Have some freaking fun! You don't have to be perfect in everything you do, and it's funny when you swear, just like little Krystal. (side note: when I was little I had a mouth of a sailor.)
I am highly involved in school with student government and the broadcasting department. I have a lot on my plate. I am also a sister, a friend, and an active member of the LDS church. I am busy. I like to be busy, but when I get too busy I forget to have 5-second dance parties.

....And I am lame! Krystal is back. Also, the soundtrack of this blog is from the movie "Easy A". Which is a coincidence because the movie is about a vlog, this is a blog, and yeah, that is basically all we have in common.
Listen world, you don't always have to be profound, and you don't have to always eat 4 fruits and vegetables everyday, and you don't have to work-out 2 hours a day. It's okay to not do your laundry and it is completely productive to watch hours of stupid movies that don't have plot points.
Love Love Love,
Krystal Dey
P.S. Watch "Easy A", it's about a girl who loses who she is and she finds her way back being better than ever.
P.S.S. Have a 5-second dance party RIGHT NOW!!!!
And I just did !!!! exclamation points, when I was in high school my English teacher told me to never do more than 1. Oops, too bad!