What is it like to be a lady? I dunno. I talk while I'm chewing and I don't hold my pinkies up when I'm drinking tea.
I don't like making crafts. It gives me ulcers thinking about it. I will edit a movie for hours a day, that is my craft. But give me a glue-gun and something frilly and I am a complete mess. Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I have to craft.I just went to my best friend's wedding. We had a fancy dinner. I sat by her roommates, you know at the "single" table. There were 3 forks, a knife, and a spoon. I started eating with the fork on the left. They looked at me and said, "What fork am I supposed to eat with, the top one?"
At that moment I knew I was a lady! Thank you Grandma Eunice!
Love Love Love,
Krystal Dey
P.S. I guess I am versatile. I can eat a corn of cob on a haystack in jeans or I can eat with a salad fork at a 5-course meal with celebrities. I would familiarize yourself with the table setting below because one day you might be at dinner with Jason Alexander and you won't know what fork to eat with.
P.S.S. The other day someone told me one day I will make a really good "soccer mom" and I almost fainted. What in the world? Why would you say that? I will never, ever, ever have a soccer mom weak butt camera.
